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Wheatley Dumbwaiter Service by Risachantag Wheatley Dumbwaiter Service by Risachantag
Fact Core: "Steam locomotives generate around 6,000 horsepower, or 6 elephant power. Only steam powered servants should travel at 60 mph, as at these speeds the human brain will explode."

Wheatley: "Now, now I don't want to panic anyone but there might be a slight problem coming up with the track ahead being a little bit not there. ...it's okay, it's okay, I've got a plan!"

Adventure Core: "Well, why don't ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th! Why, there was this one time when I was adventuring through darkest Africa, my trusty pistol in one hand and a tiger on the other..."

Space Core: "Bored of trains now. Wanna ride a horse. Wanna ride a horse wanna ride a horse."


INTRODUCING THE WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SERVICE

The APERTURE INSTITUTE OF NATURAL PHILOSOPHY uses the cutting edge principles of SCIENCE and INGENUITY to rid YOU, our dedicated customer, from the shocking indignities of modern living. We are PROUD to present our latest in Steam Powered Servitude Devices!

A small number of our clientele found issue with the superior level of efficiency, intelligence and occasional genocidal tendencies of our previous product, however, the WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM exhibits NONE of the aforementioned traits!

The WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SYSTEM meets the qualities you enjoy daily in your inferior human servants: mild to generous ineptitude, complete ignorance of safety standards and a Lower Class accent with which to respond despondently to your berating remarks.

Buy one now and fire your existing house staff today!


Also in my Steampunk Portal themed series:
Steampunk Portal
The Gentlemanly Escort Cube
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:iconzorasteam:
ZoraSteam Apr 4, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I LOVE IT
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RieBun Feb 13, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
evolution of thomas and friends
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:iconapache174:
Very pleased with your invention please continue in the path in which you are forwarding in
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:iconkhym-chanur:
"Now with 100% less aerosolized smallpox!"
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:iconsnapcentino:
SnapCentino Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd buy it.
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:iconiamsiberia:
iamSiberia Nov 24, 2013  Student Artist
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
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:iconvermiliondragon:
I love the Space Core on the back, and the look Wheatly is giving him. XD
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Laharl234 Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Kinda more makes me think of a Black Mesa Automated Rail-based Mass Transportation System (the Black Mesa Transit System).
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:iconwolfian:
*slow, awed, clapping* This is a triumph. The scripts for each core, huge success!
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