Fact Core: "Steam locomotives generate around 6,000 horsepower, or 6 elephant power. Only steam powered servants should travel at 60 mph, as at these speeds the human brain will explode."
Wheatley: "Now, now I don't want to panic anyone but there might be a slight problem coming up with the track ahead being a little bit not there. ...it's okay, it's okay, I've got a plan!"
Adventure Core: "Well, why don't ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th! Why, there was this one time when I was adventuring through darkest Africa, my trusty pistol in one hand and a tiger on the other..."
Space Core: "Bored of trains now. Wanna ride a horse. Wanna ride a horse wanna ride a horse."
INTRODUCING THE WHEATLEY DUMBWAITER SERVICE
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"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason." -C.S. Lewis "It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood." -Karl Popper
Wheatley Dumbwaiter is so funny, lol. Rick is adventurous as always, and still old-themed he can SPEAK ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES... [Space] Core is always obsessed with something random. In Portal 2 he's obsessed with Space and here he's obsessed with trains. I lol'd. Fact Core is, well, you know, things don't change.
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Go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth, so everyone can hear Hit me with the words you got and knock me down Keep it up, I’m tuning up to fade you out ●●● Proud Brony, LMFAO fan, Eddhead, Gleek, PokéManiac, Portal fan, and catsperson. Problem?
Adventure Core: "Well, why don't ya just leave it to me, Sir Richard Barnibus Linconsford the 4th!... "
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"If you have a dream, don't wait.
Act. One of life's little rules. Got it Memorized?" -Axel, kH2
"Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?" -Iron Man,
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"An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason."
-C.S. Lewis
"It is impossible to speak in such a way that you cannot be misunderstood."
-Karl Popper
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My general disposition is something like this:
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"Normal is Overrated"
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"This must be what going mad feels like..." - Simon Tam
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Visit my comic!
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"Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test." - GLaDOS
Rick is adventurous as always, and still old-themed he can SPEAK ABOUT HIS ADVENTURES...
[Space] Core is always obsessed with something random. In Portal 2 he's obsessed with Space and here he's obsessed with trains. I lol'd.
Fact Core is, well, you know, things don't change.
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Go ahead and hate on me and run your mouth, so everyone can hear
Hit me with the words you got and knock me down
Keep it up, I’m tuning up to fade you out
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Proud Brony, LMFAO fan, Eddhead, Gleek, PokéManiac, Portal fan, and catsperson. Problem?
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En la cama...
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you can check my pics and pencil tests at:
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