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373785642 (9:46:47 PM): I mean...mum has liek 6 slaves
373785642 (9:46:54 PM): FLASH SLAVES >.>
^--- =Gazoogleheimer
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Stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show me how much you like me.
Total Narutard
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What will people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do when they find that it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak.
There ain't no disguising the truth. ~DC Talk
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Beware the Innocent they are never what the seem. >>
Dont tell me the sky's the limit when people have set foot on the moon.
when they find the centre of the universe many people will be upset to find they aren't it.
28 march: Rokunam Day!!!
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Er... don't quote me on that.
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don't worry. of course a cooking Elmo isn't dangerous. no no the knife is made of metal. and don't worry about the screams in the middle of the night. its just your imagination.
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Ya se van a morir... ^_^
My friend really need your help! Please go here --> [link] Thank you!!
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riddle!
The water is very realistic, crashing into the boat. The rope on the boat is very detailed.
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373785642 (9:46:47 PM): I mean...mum has liek 6 slaves
373785642 (9:46:54 PM): FLASH SLAVES >.>
^--- =Gazoogleheimer
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"Art is the world inside one's head made real"
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